Emotionally Compromised Bards

Rai. 30+. Michigan.

Cosplayer. Rper.

Twit: @compromisedbard

teeteepeedee:

here’s an ask game that’s also a cry for help: hit shuffle on your “on repeat” playlist and tell me what you get so i can listen to it and tell you what i think of it and maybe add it to my library

fattributes:

fattributes:

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you’re missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

feebledungeons:
“bear-maximum:
“ pathfindernerds:
“ “I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work” ”
reanimate my will to live
”
Wake me up inside
”

feebledungeons:

bear-maximum:

pathfindernerds:

“I just feel so dead inside…”

Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

teaboot:

zenosanalytic:

ly-von-karma:

junglejim4322:

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#she looks like a homeschooled christian girl’s idea of what is edgy(via @xaveria)

"Shop barbed wire temporary tattoo pack" Google ads for temporary tattoos. Prices vary between 2 and 8 dollars.ALT

royalhans:

spadefish:

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They’re so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like “$6.47 :)” and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren’t expecting to pay. I’d charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

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how could you leave this in the tags

shamebats:

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monkeysaysficus:

captain-price-unofficially:

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lmaooo

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We love to see it

amtrak-official:

aropride:

the subway gets delayed because it loves you and it wants to spend more time with you btw

The same is true for the Amtrak train

longlivepalestina:

Zios love to ignore the 75+ years where the palestinian suffered (and they continue to suffer) and jump straight to october 7 and pretend like thats when all of it started, on october 7th 2023, when that is not true whatsoever and its just Israeli propaganda that got to these people and they continue to spread it.

How about do not skip 75 years of violent occupation and mass murder

do not skip the part where Israeli settlers violently took palestinian land and their homes do not skip the nakba and pretend that it all started last october, when we all know that aint true. For the palestinians nearly everday, ever since the nakba, since 1948, is like october 7th.

marvinthemillennialmouse:

animentality:

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I WANT A FOUR DAY WORK WEEK

I WANT A SIX HOUR WORK DAY

I WANT A $25 MINIMUM WAGE

I WANT A MINIMUM OF 20 PAID DAYS OFF PLUS PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF

I WANT AN AUTOMATED INCOME TAX SYSTEM THAT PUTS THE OWNESS ON THE GOVERNMENT TO DO THE LEG WORK AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU OWE

THEME BY SYNTAXTHEMES